Laundry Day

Deep in the heart of the Provo jungle, along the trenches of University Avenue, dwells a creature few have witnessed. Neither the man nor women, whom she holds captive, have been able to resist her powers, especially at feeding time! Her most powerful weapons include projectile venom from both ends, earth-shaking hiccups, and the most deadly pouty face followed by a chin-quivering, paralyzing cry to which none have been able to resist succumbing. The creature is covered with brown and blonde fuzz, has large blue eyes and a monstrous mouth, containing a long tongue. Her covering changes daily so it is often difficult to identify her; however only today, laundry day, were we able to discover her true identity……The SOCK MONSTER!!!!! Our photographer barely escaped with her life and these were the only photos that could be salvaged. The only hope for humanity is to calm her into a state of happiness or to lull her to sleep. Signs of this state include a smile, non-threatening noises or a larger than life yawn. Be cautioned though, that in this state she can easily be startled and then all hope may be lost.